After the above, please read this written by HeyCheri: Some extremely photoshopped candy for all you lads: HeyCheri in a thong.
Thoughts and prayers for her remaining 60 eggs and her one-income, 70k housewife dreams.
For the record, this particular pig refused.
Finally, just reading those articles doesn't mean you understand them! The last thing I tweeted was about 1984 and Animal Farm, and the eerie similarities between classic Orwellian novels and the modern Democrat Media Complex.
When I created politicheri on Twitter, I was simply looking for an outlet where I could connect with other patriots and learn more about the Right.