If you clicked on that, we are truly sorry.
If we didn't feel like you, the reader, couldn't believe this story was real without the visual, we would have happily left this to the imagination.
But, that's exactly what happened! One can't help but wonder what the hell Tim did, or who he did to be specific, to deserve this savage level of payback, but holy f--k.
Just aim away from electronics and fellow humans.
There is no shame, no modesty, no holds barred what so f--king ever.